Woman with 30-pound ‘bowling balls

What a weight off her chest! A Las Vegas woman with 30-pound breast implants underwent a "nearly impossible" surgery to remove the back-breaking “bowling ball boobs” on E!'s "Botched" after multiple doctors told her she was beyond saving. "I feel like a walking boob, and it is killing me inside because I know I am so much better than that," a desperate Dee Stein tells doctors on Sunday's episode of the reality series.

Said she felt like a walking BOOB?!

She didn't look like no goddam "walking boob"... Bitch looked like a pair of walking "ELEPHANT NUTS" FOH!

31 Yr old man, 15yr girl sex parties

A Michigan man who lured a 15-year-old girl into dog-collar wearing sex parties with his own wife was sentenced to four and a half months in jail last week. “He’s a manipulator and a sexual predator,” the girl’s mother told a judge about Christopher Scott Burke, MLive reported. Burke, of Ann Arbor, met the teen girl’s older sister while working at a Walmart in Saline. The sister, who is in her 20s, agreed to live with Burke and his wife in a sexual arrangement.

Working his own prego girl for money

Ivan Fernandez (r.) takes money from the near-naked women hustling for him in Times Square.Then, as The Daily News has reported, Fernandez sent the Italian brunette out to make money wearing only a thong and the stars and stripes he painted across her breasts. When asked Wednesday how he could be so callous to the mother of his child, Fernandez barked, “Get away!” He pulled down his Facebook post on Tuesday after a News reporter first asked him whether La Porta was preggers.

B. Shmurda Bail Reduction DENIED!

Untop of getting that bail reduction DENIED... Ya boy Shmurda's GURL also got DENIED trying to slip him dat SHANK! And one more thing... Ol girl look kinda like an Ol boy! WUSSAP!

B. Shmurda's Girl Pleads NOT GUILTY

The gal pal of incarcerated Brooklyn rapper Bobby Shmurda pleaded not guilty Wednesday to charges of slipping her beau a shank hidden in her bra while visiting him on Rikers Island. Kimberly Rousseau, 18, was busted June 21 after a guard at the city jail allegedly spotted her lifting a white latex balloon wrapped in black electrical tape out of her bra and handing it to the 20-year-old rapper. Inside the balloon was a “sharpened metal object,” court papers claim.

If YOU only knew...

what I was REALLY thinking right now! LAME Duckass NIGGA!

THIGH CLEAVAGE... "On Fleek"

CUMMING to GRIPS with YOUR MANHOOD

WE LKE THE SAME SHIT...