Iss REAL SIMPLE "ABOUT US"  IN AS FEW WORDS AS POSSIBLE, HERE GOES:

 

#1. Ain't none of us runnin for political office in this camp.  So we not, now or Neva, tryin to be on ANY types of "political correctness" BullShit...PERIOD!

 

#2. None of us even remotely tryin to be on any type of role model shiyat... WE ARE NOT the FATHER... NO STEPDADDY SHIT OVER HERE BRO.

 

#3. WE'ONT Give 2 fucks bout any o dees fraudulent-ass, duck-ass celebrities or the phuctard shiat they be out here doin.  You know, All thee SPED-ASS (SPecial ED.) shit they make tha news about!

 

#4. We speak "TYPO-NEEZ" - None of us Here had or have ANY types of "Journalistic Aspirations" in life. And Futhermore, we don't fuck wit outsiderz a.k.a. (NO NEW FRIENDS); so we gon do dis shit like we been doin dis... All this to say that, We know our typing is phuqed BUT we don't GIVETH one... {A PHUQ THAT IS!}.  And we ain hirin no outsiders to fix it.  AND now, imma even tell you some shit that ain nunya biznes... The reason we ain hirin nobody who ain already fam is cuz we don wanna be inconvienienced by havin to have them be around us all day and eat lunch wit us and just fuck our vibe up day after day after day tryna fit in and shit... So, since all these other wanna be sites got good grammer... CLICK OFF OUR SHIT & ROCK WIT DEM BIATCHES...     COOL NIKKAS STAY / LAME NIKKAS VAMINOS!!!

 

 

#5. Oh yeah, somebody said that one of our comments seemed racist?!?! Well, maybe it was? Annnd, welllll, we don't GIVAPHUQBOUTDAT- EITHERRRR!  I can say this, ain't nobody on the team with a pink dingaling (aka... "we ain got no white boys or chicks writin none of the scrips" - so when we say nigga... IT'S LEGAL! LOL) - so... Hope that's some type of "consolation".  PAUSE, we love crackers, niggas, spics, chinx, sandniggas, and all races... NOT cause of any "MORAL CONVICTION"... but because, iss fuckin 2015 DUMBASSES!  and Don't ask us bout no "GAY RIGHT" type shit!!!   WE A EQUAL SERVICE PROVIDER (check our boy toys pages annnnd escorts)... HOWEVER, If you ask me to SPEAK INTO THE MIC?!?! aka SUCK ON YOUR PENIS?!?!?!.... I WILL HAVE TO GIVE YOU, THEE SWIFTEST DECLINE - BRO! SMDH... I Love A Good Weiner... JUST NOT ATTACHED TO A SET OF GONADS!... LMMFAO!!! -  But hey my man... IF "THIS" is what YOU LIKE TO DO?!!!  I BID YOU TO - SUCK LONG & SUCK STRONG BIG PIMPIN!!  

 

OKAY!  I THINK WE'VE Answered just about all Questions here!

 

BUT WAIT!  There's MORE!...

 

About the "number of views" fiasco...

 

We on some "FACEBOOK Pioneer" type shit wit ours... For about amillion real reasons...  Remember how myspace had "number of visitor views"  and all those other sites back then (hi five, bebo, etc.) had counters... then all of a sudden FACEBOOK SAID FUCK DAT!  They said they wanted folks to just come to the site cause it was the hot spot to be at! AND FOR NO OTHER REASON AT ALL!  Well, we dat "NU NU", and errybody fuckin wit our TurnUp... Just think, HOW'D YOU HEAR ABOUT US?!?!  EXACTLY - SUMBODY SAID TO CHECK THIS NU SICK SHIT OUT...  

 

ANOTHER FEW OTHER REASONS for NOT fuckin wit dat count shit ARE Even MORE technical and specific... 

 

To Name A Few, lets start with:

 

A. ALL THESE FAKE "VIEWS" & "LIKE" SITES Such as *buyviewreview.com - qqtube.com - buildmyviews.org - and a thousand other such sites*  that all these wanna-be's and even current stars be using all the time on they pages now.  

 

B. All the fake view counting scandals that worldstar always in

 

C. The fact that, if you hot and really on the rise... Everybody gon know it, cause either in yo hood or throughout yo city, state, country, and / or continent or better yet... THA WHOLE WERL - DEY GON BE SINGIN YO SHIAT & DANCIN YO DANCE!!! Bitch.  We da new "HOT SHIT"  So, enjoy bein in the TURNT UP LIME LIGHT WHILE YO SHIT IS POSTED HERE, And reap tha benefits of our hard werk! 

 

D. Our main goal (like the Genius Zuckerburg Stated) is to be, "THE COOL SPOT TO GO TO ON THA WEB".  So while "myspace" and all those other sites back then were stuck on how many folks visited your page... Old Zucky focussed on how much fun we had when we got to our pages... 

 

NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK BOUT US... You gotta admit... OUR SHIT IS FLYER THAN THEIRS... ANd if you don't agree... Well... FUCK U TOO!  

 

PS... MAKE SURE and check out our WTF page, SPOTLIGHT pg, WWYD pg, STREETS pg, & 2TURNT pg just to name a few!  Those pages are guaranteed to make U understand Just exactly what makes us different than the rest... & Why We Are The OFFICIAL TURNUPKINGS!  AND OH YEAH...

 

FOREVER AND A DAY WE YELLIN...